Whats she building?.
She who must be obeyed has disappeared into the garage, there a horrid noises, the machines are in there, I peeped around the door but they are dangerous they make […]
Today its raining and I am not allowed in the garden, so I have suspended work on the tunnel behind the office, there are definitely vermin hiding under there, work […]
I have spent the weekend on patrol, reporting the garden is free from vermin about to commence ethnic cleansing of snails, love my work, love the crunch. Out on manoeuvres […]
Today I waded in the mud then I rolled in the dust, I thought I looked and smelled like a really handsome dude……. She who must be obeyed threw me […]
In disgrace and confined to barracks, not happy :0( All I did was catch supper, I bagged a blackbird and a frog, my ungrateful owners took them off me and […]
Good morning all, slept like a log with my lamb bone under my pillow, woke up at 6 am alerted the house, had a spot of breckie and patrolled the […]